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Losers All!

10 May

And welcome back to Bedford Bypass! We have been very busy…Actually we haven’t. Just slouching about, watching the odd film and nipping back and forth to various bits of Norfolk. Truth is a malaise set in as soon as the election bandwagon started to make its presence felt. Big names slinking unannounced into town for hush hush photo opportunities to selected guests with the voting public finding out that so and so has been in town! It was in short a mind numbing seven weeks!

Against the odds (most local Conservatives had written off his chances) Richard Fuller retained his seat and the ever so dreary and tediously boring Patrick Hall (Labour) is still unemployed after five years in the wilderness! Here’s Patrick with fellow loser Ed Balls at some Bedford event to rally the troops not that it did him any good.

Ed and Dickhead! Patrick Hall met Ed Balls

Ed and Dickhead! Patrick Hall met Ed Balls

I did get a missive from Mahmud Henry Rogers who was the wannabe MP sacrificial lamb from the Lib Dems. He wanted to correct something that I didn’t say as he suggested that I’d suggested that he’d suggested he had dropped his opposition to tuition fees so I reproduce his comment here :

“You are mistaken. I said in the debate that I had forgiven Nick Clegg for making a mistake, which the Deputy Prime Minister admitted he had done. I did not say I had changed my mind on Tuition Fees.I remain against tuition fees, as I have always been”

The real gist of what I said was that Mahmud came across as a bit of a crawler of high degree although his wonderful ability to forgive Cleggy was heart warming and brought tears to my eyes, almost as Paul O Grady and the puppies! Mind you doling out pardons to turncoats didn’t do Mr Rogers any good. Or Clegg for that matter! Better luck next time Mahmud! Piss off Nick Clegg!

Bye bye Mahmud Henry Rogers!

Bye bye Mahmud Henry Rogers!

On the local council front Independent Doug (lights out) McMurdo retained his council seat despite being convicted of twatting representatives of his wards local youth! I like that, very amusing! All the carpet baggers on huge expenses retained their seats and it looks like the Lib Dem Mayor will once again team up with local Labour to run the show but at least this time they will have something very much in common, both parties got a good kicking from the electorate! But does that really matter when a Labour councillor keeps her seat and gets £21,000 plus £13,000 extra for being chair of the local fire service committee!

Meanwhile apart from a a few new faces nothings really changed, Labour will rebuild and the pendulum will start ticking back. Some grinning gooning charismatic type will lead them to victory and the whole sorry process starts again, the government will always win!

 

 

Where’s The Rev?

22 Dec

I was watching some TV show called Pointless which certainly lives up to its name last Friday. It was a celebrity edition and I had half an idea that former Tiswas presenter Sally James was involved although quite what she’s been doing for the last 30odd years is a mystery.

Reverand Carolgees

Reverand Carolgees

No sign of Sally but I did clock former Tiswas “extra” Spit the Dog with his puppet Bob Carolgees and it got me thinking. Now I’ve used this one before but local fire and brimstone councillor Charles Royden does carry a strong resemblance to said MrCarolgees and while Charles has a fondness for being assertive in the papers about dog shit Bob Carolgees is much more proactive and spends most of his time on TV with his arm stuck up a dog’s wotsit.

But then I started ruminating (pondering, contemplating, mulling over) about where exactly Cllr Royden has been lately as he seems to have vanished from the local scene. There was a brief mention of him a few months back when the council bought two enforcement scooters so the traffic wardens could scoot about but he’s been very quiet of late. Now I have heard he’s been promoted in some way shape or form and may be doing a higher level of service to the Lord God Almighty rather the Hod the Mayor Almighty which might explain things a bit.

Spit on the floor and he'll have you!

Spit on the floor and he’ll have you!

I had a look at the St Marks website and happened to notice that fellow Lib Dem councillor Wendy Rider is in charge of bookings for the church so the two Lib Dems for Brickhill also work together on a daily basis which will save on phone bills and I hope they car share when they go to Borough Hall! What is it about religion and Lib Dems (I have no time for either) and what do they think of Nick Clegg and his broken promises and dealings with the devil?

But that doesn’t answer my query as to where Rev Cllr Royden has gone! He might just be busy with weddings and weather related funerals but if anyone knows please let us know!..usual email address mcclintongill167@gmail.com

Nick Clegg, twat!

18 Sep

I'm ever so sorry!

I’m ever so sorry!

Prize twat Nick Clegg has come up with a good suggestion! He reckons that voting Labour or the Conservatives into total power next time round would be a bad idea and it’s not that a big a move from this whizzo idea to a one party state. What gormless rich boy Nick is advocating is that the Lib Dems, a loathsome bag of snakes be placed in a position of being the permanent deciders of our fate and that whoever gets the most votes gets to share power with them. So you’ll never be rid of the conniving half soaked wishy washy two faced shits!
He’s also said all the abuse directed at the Lib Dems through the coalition was worth it and I can only assume this is because of all the extra bunce he’s had into his bank account!
The man is a dickhead of the highest order and he’s…he’s…well he’s an MP so what do you expect!