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Losers All!

10 May

And welcome back to Bedford Bypass! We have been very busy…Actually we haven’t. Just slouching about, watching the odd film and nipping back and forth to various bits of Norfolk. Truth is a malaise set in as soon as the election bandwagon started to make its presence felt. Big names slinking unannounced into town for hush hush photo opportunities to selected guests with the voting public finding out that so and so has been in town! It was in short a mind numbing seven weeks!

Against the odds (most local Conservatives had written off his chances) Richard Fuller retained his seat and the ever so dreary and tediously boring Patrick Hall (Labour) is still unemployed after five years in the wilderness! Here’s Patrick with fellow loser Ed Balls at some Bedford event to rally the troops not that it did him any good.

Ed and Dickhead! Patrick Hall met Ed Balls

Ed and Dickhead! Patrick Hall met Ed Balls

I did get a missive from Mahmud Henry Rogers who was the wannabe MP sacrificial lamb from the Lib Dems. He wanted to correct something that I didn’t say as he suggested that I’d suggested that he’d suggested he had dropped his opposition to tuition fees so I reproduce his comment here :

“You are mistaken. I said in the debate that I had forgiven Nick Clegg for making a mistake, which the Deputy Prime Minister admitted he had done. I did not say I had changed my mind on Tuition Fees.I remain against tuition fees, as I have always been”

The real gist of what I said was that Mahmud came across as a bit of a crawler of high degree although his wonderful ability to forgive Cleggy was heart warming and brought tears to my eyes, almost as Paul O Grady and the puppies! Mind you doling out pardons to turncoats didn’t do Mr Rogers any good. Or Clegg for that matter! Better luck next time Mahmud! Piss off Nick Clegg!

Bye bye Mahmud Henry Rogers!

Bye bye Mahmud Henry Rogers!

On the local council front Independent Doug (lights out) McMurdo retained his council seat despite being convicted of twatting representatives of his wards local youth! I like that, very amusing! All the carpet baggers on huge expenses retained their seats and it looks like the Lib Dem Mayor will once again team up with local Labour to run the show but at least this time they will have something very much in common, both parties got a good kicking from the electorate! But does that really matter when a Labour councillor keeps her seat and gets £21,000 plus £13,000 extra for being chair of the local fire service committee!

Meanwhile apart from a a few new faces nothings really changed, Labour will rebuild and the pendulum will start ticking back. Some grinning gooning charismatic type will lead them to victory and the whole sorry process starts again, the government will always win!

 

 

Win a load of Money with the Bedford Bypass Daewoo Matiz of Freedom Competition

10 Jun

We are pushing the boat out this weekend! Facing the enemy head on! Anarchists laying down a gauntlet to authority! A big “up yours” to the local Liberal Democrat junta and that odd looking traffic warden last seen wearing a bizarre pair of wrap round shades with his stuffy looking council suit! And what exactly was he doing wandering down Castle Road well away from the parking zone? We shall probably never know!

One lucky winner on the streets of Bedford

One lucky winner on the streets of Bedford

Yes dear readers we will be parking the Bedford Bypass Daewoo Matiz of Freedom somewhere in town this Saturday between 12.00noon and 3.00pm while we go to the High Street Showroom event.

We shall be parking totally free under the noses and in one case unshaven chin of Royden’s Robot Traffic Wardens on a piece of land that has in effect been abandoned and within 38 seconds walk from the market (we timed it!). They’d probably love to slap a ticket on us but our team of experts at land registry issues and legal use of the Highways Act(s) have advised us that yes indeed we have created gold from base metals, cured the common cold and found Khubla Khan, the Pleasure Dome all at the same time!

Free badge to anyone who sees us in public!

Free badge to anyone who sees us in public!

To make this escapade even more fun the Bedford Bypass Daewoo Matiz of Freedom will be sporting the livery as shown below, slightly different as we took the photo a few weeks back when we tested the parking spot for a ferw hours. They are in case you are interested little magnetic squares that come off if you drive too fast and if anyone finds the following letter could you let us know..they are C,K,F,U, FOF, M,R,O,A and Y. Have a look at the lovely picture at the bottom of this page and dream of wealth, just think what you could do with this little handful in your..er..hand…or back pocket, well then it could be yours and the first person to email us before 5.00pm on the Sunday (15th) telling us where you saw the Bedford Bypass Daewoo Matiz of Freedom will win those lovely bundles of joy joy joy!

These novelty nosewipe tissues could be yours!

These novelty nosewipe tissues could be yours!

Remember when the Bedford Bypass Daewoo Matiz of Freedomhas gone from its parking spot feel free to park there as well! Totally Free to you and you alone!