With due thanks to THE ADDAMS FAMILY and you may need some knowledge of these TV / Film legends to fully appreciate this and we suggest starting with the original theme tune which goes…
Doodly Dum Click Click, Doodly Dum Click Click, Doodly Dum Doodly Dum Doodly Dum Click Click
It’s really gruesome stu-uff
They’ll treat you pretty rough
Then they’ll cut your head off
Jihaddams Family
The worst possible drea-um
They like it when you screa-um
You wouldn’t want to meet –em
Jihaddams Family
(and its not a real hand before you complain)
(and we left the joke out about Uncle Ashnikkov as well)